Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.
Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.
Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
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this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.
A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.
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When 2 black guys get together and rip your ballsack apart
Oh hey John, do you happen to be a victim of arabic misfortune?
porn of the character misfortune. lol
oh look, misfortune has nice knockers
yep she suuuure dus
gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
Someone not particularly attractive in any particular way whatsoever, socially clueless, small friend groups and a face and hair that he knows very well looks stupid, but can't do much to change it
"That guy is a misfortune, I ain't gonna budge him"