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The Happy Humanist Writes "Well, given the fact that Barbie makes 75 Cents for every Dollar that Ken makes, Ken IS in fact a misogynist if he expects Barbie to pay for her dinner when he asked her out.
Also Ken expects Barbie to have a manicure, pedicure and a bikini wax twice a week. He expects her to be young and beautiful, so Barbie spends a shitload of money and time on anti-aging products, clothes and shoes.
Conclusion: Barbie's life is more expensive because she has to buy shit to please Ken and life up to his expectations. Plus she makes less money.".
Well, given the fact that Barbie doesn't work the sewers, garbage collection or anything requiring manual labour, Barbie will simply have to deal with getting 75 cents for every dollar Ken makes. Barbie would, in fact, be a feminist if she believes that Ken should pay for the date since she has a manicure, pedicure and a bikini wax twice a week out of her own volition because that fits in with her professional victimhood as instated by her feminist views.
Conclusion: Barbie is too stupid to realise she's doing it to herself.
Therefore, The Happy Humanist, you're not only an advocate for treating women like children (misogyny), but also of inferior intellect that drives this ridiculous and ill-founded victimhood.
If Ken asks Barbie out for a date, he realises that it's a two-way street where both demonstrate likeable qualities about one another. Contrary to popular belief, Barbie's worth isn't and shouldn't be assumed. Since Barbie used her brains to make a decision, she must be prepared to pay for herself because Ken isn't an ATM machine. misogynist
Peace Out.
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A man, preferably white, who does something which somehow offends feminists.
"Hey, that scientist is wearing a shirt with women in bikinis on it! He's a misogynist!"
"What about Kim Kardashian showing her arse to everyone?"
"Na, she's a woman. Only men are misogynists."
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A Masseuse that gives a happy ending
That misogynist rubbed me down and rubbed me off
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An adjective describing a person who takes a dislike to females. Usually losers. Pokes at them, makes derogatory remarks about them, and really don't connect to females on a mental level.
A misogynist is something you don't want to be.
Dude stop being a misogynist, stop poking that girl, and give me a Cheeto.
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Ninety percent of Urbandictionary.com male users.
Why is most of the sexual slang on UD defined as something offensive towards women? Or degrading of a woman's body? Why not more definitions offensive towards men, so it can be even? Why not any?
To all the ignorant, horny, disgusting men on UD, being a misogynist does not make you cool or macho. It ain't any of our fault that your mom abandoned you, you caught your mom committing adultery or you never have luck with women.
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An unfortunate creature with a short penis and little brain. Most of the time angry and frustrated and busy viewing themselves as victims of injustice. Actually just soaked in self-hatred and a feeling of inferiority.
Someone: Dude, look at his little penis, I bet he is a misogynist!
Me: Yeah, he is, we should actually castrate him, his dick is useless anyway now that it's so short...
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A man in a state of sexual frustration.
Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?
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