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to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey
dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle
Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.
Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle
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Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.
I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.
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When a man inserts a small object e.g. a marble, into his foreskin and then uses his pressure from the release of urine to propel the small object into a woman's vagina.
Billy says to his friend " I nailed my girlfriend last night!"
Tommoi replied " How did you do that ?"
Billy answered " I hit her with a Flange-missle."
An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.
I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.
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the sexual act of hovering over ones partner shitting on thier stomach and screaming FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY.
note: this technique is best preformed by suprise
bionca: oh franky i love you! lick my pussy. wait what are you doing?!
franky: FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE ON THE WAY YOU SLUT!
bionca: did you just shit on me?! oh im so turned on
franky: yeah you just got the predator missle you filthy whore!
when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.
The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.