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Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.
(Short form Mr.)
When you're this big, they call you Mister.
you should totally do Mr. Ricky.
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1. The immediate loss of male sexual capability resulting from unintentional eye contact between two males during a three-way sexual encounter with a female. Erectile dysfunction and intense feelings of self doubt often compromise the affair, and an unrelenting awkwardness prevails in most occurances.
2. Also produced by any contact of one male penis with another.
Jimmy and I were tag-teaming the dogshit out of this little piece of trash. As one point, our dongs rubbed together causing us to look up. Unfortunately our eyes met, and a very intense case of Mister Mister set in. Neither one of us finished, and we kicked her ass out. I have not spoken with Jimmy in over 5 weeks, and I am not sure that I ever will again.
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Somebody that you have tried to get out of your life, usually a male, but you can't because you know they need you almost as much as you need them.
Person: So what's going on with mister?
Me: Trying to delete him out of my life. Not working.
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A man that has a very very very big dick and treats his girls Amazingly and truly has a big dick and he's hella cute
Mister has a big dick and loves his girls
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To long for another;to feel empty without
I told my girlfriend when I was in jail that I mister!
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A Man sister. A Metrosexual best friend, or someone whom you and your boys always hang out with and insist on inviting everywhere even though they act like a bitch half the time.
Dave - "Is Greg gay? Cause he is cool but kinda feminine."
Steven - "No he is our Mister"
Dave - "Your what..?"
Steven - "He is our man sister."
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