Mist

Literally the name of someone who is the Jesus of Fortnite and any other video game.

Damn my G Mist is slaying out there.

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Miste

Can replace a swear
Can be used in pretty much any context

What the MISTE?!
OH MISTE!

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Misted

The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"

Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it."
Man 2: *begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck*
Man 1: *misted*
Man 1: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Misted

To be in the process of getting fucked up

Dude I think I starting to get misted.

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misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"

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Mist

verb. To douse a peer or stranger using a bottle of any type of liquor. Beer is most often preferred due to its economic vaue, while on the same token, more expensive beverages can heighten the excitement of all involved.

"Mist me, Michael!"; "Beverly! Get misted, girl!"; He was in desperate need of a shower following a good night of misting.

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_.mist..._

Basically another word for The best person ever to exist!

WOW YOU'RE _.mist..._!