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A parasitic shrub commenly used as a christmas decoration
"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"
When a males pants, shorts, or any garment covering the penis is pulled extra tight against his member. The male version of camel toe.
Hey Sally, check out that guy over there in that speedo. He is sporting a mean mistletoe.
When someone wants to hold a specific happening or event over your head.
You knew what you were doing when you cheated and you did it anyways! You just earned your mistletoe, asshole.
Elf 1: Hey, why isn't Elf 3 working today
Elf 2: He came down with a bad case of mistletoes.
Toilet tissue debris discoverd left on the anus while in the 69 position.
while positioning into the 69 or teabagging tissue debris looks like a mistletoe attached to the anus.
When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.
"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."
The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.
Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?
Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!
Ben: Dirtbag.