Moach Cac

Noun: A very cool cat, truly the coolest of cats. A Lord among peasants! The slayer of Rene Descartes, and the savior of Machiavelli, who is also a cool cat. Identifiable by his frequent Moachwalking.

Person one: Do you see who that is?!
Person Two: No? Who is it?
Person one: it’s moach cac!

Person two: MOACH CAC?!?!?!

*both people stare in awe*

moach mocha

When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.

Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.

2👍 3👎