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A vagina engulfed in ungroomed pubic hair.
I was going to go down on this girl, but she had a massive sloth moccasin.
Her sloth moccasin looked like Charlie Daniels screaming.
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Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.
Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason
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Indian sex (feather indians, not dot).
Otherwise known as "going native".
Both participants should be drunk, obviously.
"On our camping trip Red Sitting Bull and Amanda spent the whole time knockin' moccasins in the tee pee."
"Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."
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A far better name for a red bull and vodka, particularly if consumed in the morning as a bracer to steady yourself after an all nighter with your buddies.
"Dude, you stink like a brewery and look terrible" "No shit sherlock. Let's hit the Pulpit for some 2 for 1 water moccasin's so I can brace myself and get going again"
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A weekly tradtion at school or anywhere that involves wearing moccasins every Friday, hence Moccasin Friday.
It's Moccasin Friday so everyone wear moccasins tomorrow.
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A long dark and foul smelling turd.
Don't go in there, I just released a gut moccasin!
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a moccasin made out of a baby. you slip your foot inside the rib cage, and the intestines are a nice touch as a shoe lace.
Johnny: "i just killed two babies and made these sweet moccasins!"
Tyler "SWEET! my mom is prego with quadruplets im about to have two new pairs of baby moccasins!"
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