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Modern

Modern, in this respect, suggests a person, commonly a female, and more commonly of Sino-Asian lineage, who accepts, or at least doesn't readily condemn, Western ideals as they pertain to sociability, relationships, sex, and so on.
Often spoken in contrast to the more closed-minded, Traditional type.

Suzie is a modern Chinese girl. She's discovered the pleasures of sensuality, is open-minded about sex BEFORE love, and enjoys casual dating.

by Tom Laoshi July 28, 2005

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Modern

Someone who lives life on the forefront of high-fashion, exploring the nature of man (and man's body) with the appreciation of a woman.

I think that's the bassist's boyfriend, I've heard he's a bit modern.

by Johnny Luke March 7, 2007

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Modern

Describes one who is open to participating in free, positive, erotic expression with multiple partners of either sex; a festive environment where open sexuality is enjoyed and encouraged; orgiastic behaviour. Usually refers to the openly sexual enjoyments of a hip, bohemian or patrician class of people.

The Bay Area and L.A. have a large Modern community who enjoy frolicking wildly at Modern parties. "There's a hot Modern party happening on Saturday night." "I'd love to play with you, but I'm not feeling very Modern right now."

by Myste November 8, 2006

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modernity

A repeated and random word that a bastard uses in a lecture due to the lack of knowledge of the subject.

Blah blah blah blah Modernity Blah blah blah Modernity

by MAAD February 12, 2014

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Modernizer

Someone who makes something modern or into a trend.

That guy is quite the modernizer, huh.

by lachflip December 15, 2019

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modern love

Mediocre love, love in this "decade" or century"

How David Bowie sings it, " I don't believe in modern love" because basically humans suck these days cause society has molded them to not know what true love is

by Mindv3rmatt3rs April 4, 2016

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Modern Football

A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.

Specifically, Modern Football refers to:

- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times

- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally

What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.

With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.

There are however, those who resist...

In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.

In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:

FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg

Football is ours, it's time to take it back.

Against Modern Football!
ACAB!

by skankmaestro January 24, 2011

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