moet de chandon

expensive French wine

I just bought some moet de chandon.

Moeting

Being retard in any way

Mike: “Hydhnjfdx”

John: “stop moeting Mike haha”

moet blowie

When a girl suck you off to this eligant champagne that costed you 40 in Tesco express

She gave me a moet blowie proper bad

Moet

A reference to varieties of Champagne produced by Moet and Chandon (more appropriately Moët ét Chandon) a french winemaker subsidiary of the LVMH holding company.

"You're probably gettin' fucked right now, sippin' some moet." -SPM, Medicine.