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to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
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1. a penis, or cock if you will
Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.
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The penis, primed and ready for action.
His moisture-seeking mutton missile exploded forth in a shower of baby batter.
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