cross-mojonation

To mix two unrelated things into something wierd, unexpected or exciting. Could be bad...could be good. You will know when it has happened.

Muffin Eater 1: "These chocolate muffins have been too close to the blueberry muffins. They taste like blueberrys"
Muffin Eater 2: "Your so right! There has totally been some cross-mojonation going on."

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comete un mojon

To tell someone to eat shit.

Loko comete un mojon.

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mojon con pelo

A hairy mojon; an annoying person or a person who ruins everything.

Homer: "Hey ,Lenny, you wanna go skydiving?"

Lenny: "Ehh."

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Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

re-mojonation

the re-capturing of one's innate mojo

I'm going back to Miami to re-mojonate myself. I will be attempting re-mojonation in that great and fun city, where my mojo was high and rocking... to recapture who I REALLY am.

mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.