Moker

Can mean anything. Use it to replace a word or to exaggerate things.

''He's so moker stupid''
''That's moker cool''
''You're such a moker''
''Are you serious..? You dumb moker''

mokered

:adverb: to bend, fold, spindle, mutilate or destroy while transporting several small children. Generally used in conjunction with paper.

Do not put those papers on the floor of the front seat of the car, the papers will be mokered before we arrive.