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Hans Moleman

A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways.

Phish: "Who here has medical marijuana?"
Hans: "I do..."
Phris: *reads prescription notes* "Whoa...you're really sick!"
Hans: "The doctors never told me that...I had to hear it from Phish."

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

77πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by John Duckworth December 29, 2005

49πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hans Moleman

god of kickassedness

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!

by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Moleman

someone who eats as much shit as they chat

oh darrennnn you’re an absolute moleman my g

by mygdarren June 14, 2019

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Moleman United

A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.

The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.

by Chris Gaskin December 27, 2005

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hans Moleman

A large mole situated above the penile region that turns the female status away from the genitals, therefore receiving no oral pleasure ever in there lifetime.

Did u see that Josh Brown kid today, god he has a wopper of a hans moleman

by Mason Ward December 11, 2007

4πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Moleman

Character from the hit musical "Phil and that evil mustache" played by the one and only Tommy Rathbun. Tommy Rathbun did not only play the moleman the musical, he also created characters in 3-D and co-wrote the musical.

I never thought of a moleman as cute before Tommy played it.

by aidengirl666 April 14, 2010