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When a bike shop owner touches or forces others to act out sexual fantasies with him.
I want you two kids to scream real loud at my ass.
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The best way to get closer to other peoples kids.
The older man was angry at the kid about 6 years old taking so long to cross the street he yelled "I molest children your age!" from his car.
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An infestation of the hole digging vermin, with the weird noses.
Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...
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When you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.
person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!
*gets up and molests hot kid*
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n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.
"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."
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a station for moles to get sex trains home. a mole orgy train.
1st mole: 'what are you up to tonight?'
2nd mole:'im going to have a banging time. im getting a train all the way from victoria molestation to swanley.'
1st mole:'bastard.'
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When your uncle Charlie takes you down to the basement and makes you wear a leather Spider-Man mask with a zipper on the mouth.
Brad: I got molested.
Kyle: Lucky! My uncle never does anything with me.
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