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When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!
Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.
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A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.
"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham
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A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay
wow that african monkey dick is so big
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A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.
One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
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A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.
can be used in conjunction with cheese eating:
Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.
Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!
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Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole
You are such a fucking Dick monkey
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