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A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.
Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.
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an individual who dates only one person at a time (and is faithful to them at that time)
Tara is not a player but she is a serial monogamist.
Tom is never flippant with women; he claims to be only a serial monogamist.
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Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.
I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.
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A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood
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A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited
I’m a serial monogamist I just can’t be alone :(
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