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Unprotected sex on Halloween necessitating an abortion, or a "graveyard smash"
Bro #1: Did you see that girl in the slutty giraffe costume?
Bro #2: Yeah, we monster mashed!
Bro #1: Nice! Better graveyard smash soon.
Bro #2: Yeah. We have an appointment after the new year.
Bro #1: Dude, that's too long. Haven't you heard about the heartbeat bill? You'd better get in there soon and get that baby!
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A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.
I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!
When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."
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When ur absolutely fucked on bevs
“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”
When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.
Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.
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When a large and/or ugly person walks lazily or has some sort of cane in a certain direction.
Hey, do you see that guy monster mashing his way over here?
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Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it
After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash
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