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To start one's car using a screwdriver instead of a key.
My friend had to montie into his car this morning.
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A male with exceptionally large genetalia usually 11 1/2 inches or more. As in Monty Python therefore having a python as male genetalia. Partners are usually referred to as snake charmers.
Why am i so happy? I was with this guy last nite, he was called Dave but i'll be calling him Monty from now on!
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Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).
Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.
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A really sweet, caring guy. A really good boyfriend and not frigid. Very athletic and is really good at football. Can be a jerk sometimes but overall really funny and kind to the ones he loves. He's a momma's boy and loves his family more than anything.
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Monty’s are the best people in the world and usually have a massive dick. They are always making you happy and know how to make you laugh.
Hey Monty you have a massive dick and you are so funny
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a person who is an extreme social climber and loves to put other people down. resembles a whale, particularly shamu. the person tends to be extremely fat, but sucks it in when a picture is taken. a role model for all social climbers. A monty can also be a type of pose in a picture where one sticks there ass out as far as they can and tilts their head at a ridiculous angle.
1. "look over there it's shamu.... oh wait! it's monty!"
2. "that girl ditched all her friends for more popular ones that don't even like her... she pulled a monty."
3. jeannette: how should we pose for this picture?
amy: OH! lets do the monty!
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