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A person who is lazy, and not doing anything at the present time
I'm just mooching about!
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Noun:
A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.
note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.
"Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?"
"Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party)
"Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so)
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An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.
Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!
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A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.
Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.
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Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.
regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"
wash rinse repeat.
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1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do
1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching
2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.
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Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.
Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.
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