lunar mooner

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.

Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!

Mooner

Graveyard shift lunch. Including meals such as Moonghetti, Moonwich, and Moon Louis.

Its 3 am and I'm starving, I'm going for Mooner.

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full mooner

An ignoramus who howls at the moon because no one else will listen to such stupidity.

That full mooner believes in the tooth fairy.

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Mooner molester

When your mooning someone, and he sticks his dick in your ass.

Shit! We tried to moon Larry and he hit us with the mooner molester! Fuck man!!!

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mooner landing

the act of pulling your pants down and landing your butcheeks on ones face as if a flying saucer.When the other person is passed out....>:)

looolooooloooooloooooouuuuuoh no a mooner landing...

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Mooner

Mooner refers to a type of crypto and stock investors. It is a close relative to Zoomers but with a straight ambition: going to the moon. Mooners will do anything they possibly can to accomplish their goals of being millionaires. The end goal will always be to drive a Lamborghini. Mooners are investing addicts and never stop to gamble their funds in hope of a better future.

I don't understand these Mooners! They moon their entire paycheck in cryptocurrencies.