When you slit the throat of a wild buffalo and rub it onto your body, followed by taking Peyote with the natives. If MoonGooning is achieved correctly, the user should be able to picture the cameltoe of a grandma for the foreseeable future.
"I'm going to take some Peyote and go MoonGooning with the natives tonight" - Yumi
When someone gathers with native americans and collect elk blood and a buffalo skull,then proceed to goon under the luminous moonlight.
Dave:Chief eagle eye navajo doesn't moongoon,he's a fraud!
Eric:Yeah i heard he's a sungooner!
Dave:Sungooning is for pussies!,Moongooning is for real Gs!
To goon while the moon is up in the night. Very tribal activity to be done around a huge fire under the moon.
A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch
Daily moongooner: Man, you should take on the moongooning session with me and after, DO NOT FORGET TO SOUND SOFTLY whilst doing the moongooning.
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!
The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.
You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo
When you take the skull of a buffalo or elk, cover yourself in their blood, go into the forest and goon.
Me and Dave are going up to the Navajo reserve to go Moongooning tonight.
A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.
Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh
When you and the boys go out on the rez, drink elk blood, and start gooning into buffalo skulls under the moonlight.
“Me and Jared went moongooning on the rez last night”