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teacher: what are you gonna be when u grow up
johnny:a moonshiner:D
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to moonshine, to drink alcohol, to do dumb things in random states, to get caught playing Beer Pong or otherwise just be a delinquent nuisance to the respective school administration
Playing Beer Pong on a school sanctioned Model UN Trip and getting caught by an unfortunate misanthrope of a teacher.
Bewildered Moonshiner: What is Beer Pong?
Mr. Allen: I have a house, I have a wife, I don't need this shit.
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A homemade drink high in alcohol. Also less commonly known as boomshine
Hey i know this girl Claritta that makes some real good moonshine
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1 a clear un - aged whiskey.
2. My snakes name
Hey, y'know moonshine? The alcohol? No!! Mah snek.
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1.A drink with such a potent punch it will put hair on your chest then burn it off
2.Something hillbillys make when they cant afford to go to town to buy beer and of whiskey
3.A drink known to cause blindness and second only to petrol in potency
Damn boy you drink moonshine why dont you just go huff some paint thinner
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Illegal alcoholic drink brewed illegally during 1930s prohibition in America. Brewers often used industrial alcohol which lead to much blindness and brain damage in those who drank it.
That moonshine gave old Jonny brain damage.
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When you crap your pants and gag from the smell
Isaac cleared the room with his homemade moonshine
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