Rural Dictionary

mooti

A frequently tardy individual. Frustrating.

I'm sick of waiting for this damn mooti. What? Does he think we're on mooti time?

by Litodictionary January 18, 2006

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mooty

having exactly 2 things in commen with a moose, no more, no less.

1.you have a big nose, not mooty
2.you are hairy, stand on 4 legs, and have a big nose, not mooty
3.you have brown hair and sometimes shout out MOOSE!, your mooty!!!!

by [squin] January 24, 2004

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mooty call

A booty call that seems promising, but ultimately never pans out.

Turned out my booty call was nothing but a mooty call. I mean she was like, "sure, why not?" And I was like, "Hellz yeah! Gimme ten minutes," and she goes, "well I still have my girlfriend here, we're doin' shots of tequila, " And I was like, "make it five!" She laughs, and I'm thinking, "Well, allriiight," Then all of a sudden, she starts yelling, "Not on my new couch! Not on my new..." And I hear in the background, "BLAHHH!" "My new couch! ... Bitch, the bathroom's right there! You ruined..." BAM! She drops phone. I'm like, That shit better not have blown the speakers on my Blackberry! I can now hear the sink running and lots of scuttling back and forth, cursing, then the phone picks up and I'm like, "Hello? Everything alright?" And someone says, "Yeah, I just threw up a little." It's her friend! She sounds way hot too! All raspy. I'm about to ask her what flavor of Listerine she wants me to bring her, when I hear, "a little? a LITTLE?! You own me a new suede sectional, bitch! Put down that phone! I said put down that-" Then I think the bitch puked into the phone, cause everything got really loud then suddenly silent. Called her back a couple of times, but all I got was her voicemail."

by thedalaiLummox August 30, 2010

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