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To give one or more person a blowjob.
Man 1: That chick gave a morby at the party!
Man 2: How many did she do?
Man 1: Three of them!
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No keys to get in. Don’t worry you can just Pace Morby a window,
He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
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A movie meeting the following criteria:
- exactly 1 hour and 44 minutes in length
- is considered a masterpiece
- features the iconic "Morbius" character
- made 15 morbillion dollars in the opening weekend
- features the world renowned method actor Jared Leto
A Morbie, in the end, is something that is world renowned, truly a beautiful masterpiece, and at the moment one of a kind thanks to the greatest movie of all time Morbius.
If someone were to believe that a Morbie were bad they deserve to be publically executed to be made an example of and have brought deep shame to their family.
A famous person who disliked Morbius was JFK whom was famously shot by a sniper which was followed by many peoples cheers of pure happiness and the sniper rewarded with a free pass to heaven.
Person 1: "I didn't much enjoy Morbius"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking homunculus, Morbius is a fucking masterpiece, it wasn't just a fucking movie, it was a Morbie"
Person 1: "Dude calm the fuck down people can have opinions"
Person 1's wife: "Why the fuck did I marry you, I'm taking the kids, you'll never see us again you worthless sack of shit"
Person 1: "Wait what?, honey come on calm down!"
*Person 1's cellphone rings*
Person on the phone: "Hello is this person 1?"
Person 1: "Yes.. why?"
Person on the phone: "your parents are dead, they killed themselves after hearing that they ended up raising such a worthless jobbernowl that dislikes a world renowned Morbie masterpiece"
Person 1: *shoots himself*
Person 2: "fucking deserved it, the world is better now"
Markiplier: "Hello my name is Markiplier"
present tense for morbin, as in "it's morbin' time"
i'm getting morby, and you wouldn't like me when i'm morby....