A really rotten combination of Lancaster and Blackpool. Lancaster being full of snitchy and whiney chavs who think that they own your life and can tell you how to live and Blackpool being full of filthy crackheads and violent scum who regularly take drugs, live in a dumps and murder each other.
Morecambe, the town where Lancastrian chavs and Blackpudlian crackheads meet.
Nonce heaven. Nonces are welcome, especially if they have a plug.
A dead end town in the northwest, with nothing going on.
Morecambe a town in the northwest.