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Morrowind::
Some call it a game.Some a way of life. For both XBox AND PC,though some who have posted here dont realise that.
AND,..it is NOT only played by MEN. One person posted that it was mostly men,but oh,no,my friend. Completely untrue!! We ladies have gotten lost in the moment as well,exterminating those bloody Cliff Racers! Every cave,Ruin,or tomb sets our female hearts racing as much as it does you males! What do I call Morrowind? I call it home,life,Sanctuary,my world,..and the place that I am gently but firmly pressing all my friends into playing. Successfully,I might add.It is my firm quest to get as many computer owning people as I can to play and fall in love with Morrowind!
Yes,it IS true,..this game will take your life over,given the chance.IF,..you can keep out all those who seek to distract you from your chosen mission to become the Nerevarine. Personally,I find that a sign on my door,"Dont Knock,Unless You Too Are A MW Player" keeps the pests at bay. HeHe,..they have no clue as to what MW is,so they go on down the hallway. But,if you find,(after many hours hidden from your non playing friend)that when one of them knocks on your door,you crouch down,hoping they cant hear you as you pause fighting,..then you,too,are a resident and addict of the alternate world of Morrowind.Welcome home.
*(knock,knock,..)Are you in there?Are you playing that Morrowind again!!?*
"um,...this is my answering machine. If you can hear this,I have left the building!"
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the third, and best in my opinion game of the elder scrolls series. it takes place in the province of morrowind (duh) and is the first game of the series that is actually fun and interesting. it has a huge fully explorable world, interactive quests, about 300 charachters, millions of monsters to kill, and myriad patches and downloads, some official most not. it can still be bought in gaming stores. Although the graphics leave something to be desired by todays standards, this is the game that the mighty bethesda softworks cut their teeth on before making fallout 3
It is very addictive and i can tell you pretty much any thing about it, having played it for like five years. oddly i like it better than the 4th installment, Oblivion. Warning- can be adictive as WoW, Halo, Half Life 2, or any other good game. User may suffer from withdrawl, so threat them with measured doses, gradually weaning them off, while talking in much detail about how good other games are.
Man, where the hell have you got to the past year? we thought you died!
Ah, iv'e been in Morrowind, and finally came back to school bvecause i beat it eight times, and the doctor said i heve to wear light-sensitive glasses for the rest of my life cause the computer burned my eyes.
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A place where you can find everybody you want within 10 meters of their location 24 hours a day, seven days a week. A place where you can tell the name of someone just by looking at them.
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A "morrowind" is a person who has been playing morrowind for quite some time and is aquiring certain features and characteristics. Morrowinds often dwell in cold dark rooms in fine garmets. The are really into having class or being "high quality". Morrowinds also refuse to take off there shoes no matter where they are at. Morrowinds like thier alone time in the dark away from everything except their computer. They really enjoy fine alchohalic beverages such as a nice cold glass of brandy. All Morrowinds are atheists, no matter what. They have no emotions, they wouldnt shed a damn tear if there loved ones perished. Morrowinds will never get "grudgy" or dirty. They are ruthless motherfuckers at times. Most morrowinds are reported drug addicts/ alchohalics. They age really quick and can grow beards at early ages.
Drew: What are we doing today bro?
Morrowind: I need a damn stiff drink.
Drew: What? No way.
Morrowind: Give me my brandy.
Roger: Whats that music?
Morrowind: Its Satans music..
Roger: Your a fucking morrowind
Charlie: Your friend sandra has died
Morrowind: Oh..
Charlie: You okay bro? you dont seem upset
Morrowind: I would never shed a damn tear for her..
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A game that slowly replaces all your real life friends with fictonal enchanted items and high ranking positions in fictional factions.
"Hi John! I haven't seen you in ages!"
"Yeah i'm all busy running the mages guild and stuff and i'm advancing in house Telvanni you know".
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"..."
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Quit Morrowind?
Yes No
Translated in commontounge:
Quit Life?
Yes No
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The most awesome and addicting game ever created. Its not the meaning of life, it IS life. All you need is the game, a bag of doritos and a 2 liter of pepsi and nobody will ever see you again. Guaranteed to keep you awake for four days straight.
Haven't been able to stop playing since my boyfriend got me addicted to it three years ago. Now I have the GOTY Edition and my Nord is on the BloodMoon Quest. Woot! Morrowind fucking rules.
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