An individual who consists of being half moron, and half retard.
Alex: everyone in Iraq is sheia
Me: are you a fucking mortard
A word that is in use for when you can't cuss and your at school a word me and my bf made up a word I'll never forget
Your such a mortard
A word meaning magically past the stupidness of retarded or moron (moron+retarted+magical)
The driver was being mortardical.