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When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.
These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.
Often used as a compliment for smoking hot men who are into hiking and the outdoors. They often have a beard and/or are growing one. They may have a dad bod or be super buff. These men are the best and if you can find yourself a smokey mountain man you are golden for the rest of your life.
My boyfriend is a smokey mountain man. He has no idea what it means.
To drive your car on a mountain man's highway, disregarding other people around you and taking up more then one driving lane. Another term, that is used in jersey- Riding Dirty.
Erik continued to do his mountain man tactical driving while it snowed.
When you get a hot girl to have sex with you only to find a Mountain Man Suprise also known as having a massive amount of pubic hair similar to a beard, and she has a small penis hidden within the hair.
Guy 1: Dude, I took this chick home from the bar last night and guess what, fucking Asian Mountain Man Surprise!
Guy 2: Fucking gross what did you do?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Uhh....?
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A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.
Any hotties?
Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT
Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on
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He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous
Mountain Dew man gives mountaindew
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A breed of men who are breezy and carefree to a major fault. They often jump around jobs, cities, and especially women. They often have dogs, are usually in their upper twenties into early thirties. They are deceiving because they seem sweet at first and are harder to spot.
I dated a mountain man, they really suck.