ass mouth vag

The order that most men prefer to have Intercourse with a woman.

Hey danny, did u have sex with that girl?
Danny... yep, in an order that might surprise u... Ass mouth vag.

12👍 4👎

fat ass mouth

You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream

*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”

cum and ass mouth

when you cum on a girls feet and then shit on her feet too and eat it off.. cum and ass mouth

i gave my girl a cum and ass mouth

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Happy fuck day ass mouth

Phrase used in American Wedding by Stifler.

On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.

Stifler: Thats pretty cool.

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mouth-ass

The term for someone who is metaphorically speaking bullshit, or nonsense.

Me: What the hell are you doing mom? You didn't give me enough grape soda!
Mom: Stop bein' a frickin mouth-ass.