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muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 22, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffed

verb-to make out with or kiss

cesar:"have you muffed her yet?"
chris:"fuck yea"

by natie-poo August 21, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


muffing

a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.

I LOVED muffing her last night

by censation December 14, 2010

715๐Ÿ‘ 240๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 7, 2009

108๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffing

When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.

Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.

by One off handle June 9, 2020

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffed

When one or more of your friends convinces you to make bad life decisions, and makes fun of you while doing it.

Your life got muffed

You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.

by victems October 22, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


MUF

Mandatory Ugly Friend

Every woman has a MUF

by Junkyardjimbo88 June 28, 2003

100๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž