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to destroy another individual or group at sports, fight or just life in general.Also can be used to describe how fucked up you were the night before or how fucked up you will get in the future.
Dude i got so mulched last night" or " Wow, you just got totally mulched by that brick shit house
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Free coffee, total trash.
Mulch is type of coffee that is purchased from the same vendor that would provide paper products or mechanical supplies.
Mulch is often found burnt in a pot on a gas station warming plate, or percolating indefinitely at a 12 step meeting.
James is in the bathroom, his stomach is churning from all the mulch he drank this morning.
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A group of men (five guys minimum) go to a cemetery and dig up a recently buried body. Everyone proceeds to have sexual intercourse with the dead body. After every man ejaculates in the hole (normally the vagina), the men draw straws. Whoever gets the shortest straw puts their mouth up to the hole and the other four men push on the stomach, letting all their cum push into the awaiting mouth.
After we go mulching, do you want to go get a cup of coffee?
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dingleberries, left over scrogglings
I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch
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To destroy or tear apart. Rip things up or make a mess of something. The opposite of cleaning.
Also can mean to fail or do poorly on something.
Wow Mary, you really mulched your bedroom.
Gosh you really mulched that test didn't you?
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When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.
Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.
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