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When a dating relationship is brutally derailed by submerged emotional issues unknown to either person. If the derailer is allowed a second chance by the derailed, its a Mulligan. Even more so it accompanied by a decent bitch slap.
Wes: Dude, I can't believe all this time I didn't realize I was a sad bastard with ungodly sorrow, projecting my emotional issues on you! Please bitch slap my issues back into my subconscious and give me a Mulligan.
Laura: Fine. Take me to a nice restaurant on Friday night and it'll be fine...SMACK!
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Eye-rolling nickname for Evangelical Christians who now seem to believe that the end truly does justify the means.
How about those church-going mulligans who will look the other way whenever it’s convenient for them.
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The opposition to calling a shenanigan. If someone believes they have been cheated, mulligan refutes their belief.
Customer: I call shenanigans on my bill. I only spent 25 dollars.
Bartender: Mulligan! I have your tab right here. 200 dollars!!
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When you take a shit, then hours later your asshole starts to itch and you have to go wipe again.
Walter: "Yo man, you seem like something's bothering you."
Hank: "Yeah bro, I'm a little down in the dumps cuz my B-Hole itches so bad."
Walter: "Aww cheer up man, just go take a Mulligan."
Hank: "Word to your mother! I'll be right back!"
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A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool. Often identified by khaki pants tucked into Tony llama cowboy boots and the tendancy to carry a coozy and sunglasses depite there being no obvious need for such articles. Commonly found staring into space or using colloquial redneck vernacular in order to try and aquire street cred.
Hey man! Who is that Where's Waldo look alike in the mexican ranchero boots and croakies making love to that truck driver behind the dumpster over there?
Oh! Thats just Mulligan! 10-4
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When an older rich man remarries to a much younger trophy wife. Just like in golf you can buy yourself a second chance.
Look at that old fart and his mulligan. He must be loaded.
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A mulligan, in sex, happens when a player gets a second chance to perform a certain move or action. The practice is also sometimes referred to as a "do-over".
I think I'm going to sleep with Sean again because we were so drunk last time I hardly remember. A mulligan is required for sure.
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