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when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.
I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.
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When you shit on someones face and in their mouth, to the point of where they can no longer breathe, you get bonus points if it dries up to give the real effects of a mummy
Man she looks like an ancient egyptian, she must have been mummify.
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Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
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One who does not like people talking during a movie
"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'
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Forcing your dick so far up a girl's nostril so that you scramble her brains like the Egyptians of old.
That bitch wanted to be one with the sun God Ra so I grabbed her nose and mummified that ho! Mummify That Ho! YOUUUUUU!
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To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.
If her room is a mess straight Mummify Dat Hoe
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