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Mum😘❤️💛💕💞💝💖❣️
A woman that does alot for her family, works hard everyday, takes care of her children and husband. She will do anything for her family. She buys you stuff you don't need or deserve, she's amazing, beautiful,caring, kind and I love her for the person that she is xx 😘 💋 love u mum xoxo ❤️
Hi mum what are we having for dinner
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When a person, usually a woman, acts too motherly towards you or other people
"I was cooking today when I forgot to put the thingymabob in the oven" says Nancy. "Ugh Nancy, your such a mum!" Says Bryan
If you say something and someone thinks you're lying, they'll say "say mums" and that means if you're lying, something happens to your mum. some people, like me, don't believe in this.
Person 1: Oh yeah my dad got robbed yesterday
Person 2: nah rubbish, say mums!
person 1: mums
person 2: oh DAMN
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Very prude old woman with an ugly living room. Bam and Jess Margera's grandma(Phil and Don Vito's mom).
"I bet you 'test drove' a lot of 'cars.'"-Mum Mum, Viva la Bam
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Someone That Is There For You. Helps You Amoung Other Things. Also, Comes In Your Room Without Knocking When Your Draining The Main Vain :O
Omfg, Wtf?!?! Mum.. Fucking Knock!! For Fuck Sake.. Can't You See It's Small Enough Without Yet More People Laughing - Jamie Simms
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the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming
oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.
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An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
Mums are the worst thing that could happen, it explains the cuts on my arm
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