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When someone only works out upper body and never does leg day so their legs are small but their upper body is massive making them look like a muscular chicken
Me: yo josh when you gonna do leg day
Josh: I don’t do leg day
Me: your gonna end up looking like a muscular chicken
Followers of YouTube pervert Arun Brown who insist on calling bluff and keeping smug while laboring in grease mines
The Muscular Class insists on being valuetained by weird little wackjobs like Jordy Peterman and Ben Shapeño
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An overly developed child. A muscular one year old featured on Jerry Springer.
That muscular baby is a product of an overbearing father.
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A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
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When a man stands while saluting in cold weather whilst his penis is frozen, a girl sits on her hand and when it is numb she then proceeds to jack him off. When the semen comes out, the girl puts it in a plastic bag and throws it into a freezer and makes him eat it.
My taste buds are tasting funny, I think its because I did a muscular soldier with my girl last night.
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A Syndrome in which one masturbates so much that one of his forearms is more muscular than the other
Boots:"dam man i have a seriously strong right forearm and i dont know why."
Krabs:" man dont u know its muscular forearm syndrome you sick perv, but it is bigger. SO Ur a righty HUH?
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When a formerly sweet and slightly chubby guy gains a little muscle and turns into a total womanizing douche.
"Man, Ben used to be such a sweet guy."
"Yeah but then he got ripped and he's a total asshole."
"Definitely a case of Muscular Douche-trophy."