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The aching legs one develops after a prolonged period of slow walking interspersed with standing still, especially when going round a museum or some other attraction where visitors are forced to be constantly on their feet.
Isn't there somewhere to sit in this place? After three hours of shuffling past Old Masters my museum legs are killing me!
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When a person is in a country that has blocked facebook (such as Vietnam, China etc) can access facebook via a proxy server, but can only view people's pages and is unable to post on walls, update their status or interact in any other way.
"Hey man how come you went MIA on facebook for 2 weeks??"
"I had to go to China on business, was relegated to the facebook museum."
When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.
I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.
Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.
"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."
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1) A $27 million dollar monument of stupidity.
2) A "museum" in kentucky (figures) that displays, among other things, carnivorous dinosaurs living happily with humans 5000 years ago. (Taking a page out of Jurassic Park)
3) A mark of embarrassment for the United States.
4) A source of mental retardation for any child who is unfortunate enough to be taken there.
Person A:Have you been to the creation museum in Kentucky?
Person B: Do i look mentally retarded?
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The dosage of psychoactive substance (particularly 2CB) whereby you can feel the effects, but not appear to be an obvious dope fiend when in public. As coined by Dr Alexander Shulgin.
Ye man, I've got a really nice, like, museum level of high going on.
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An improvised space in a public area in which young men begin to rap or beatbox, disturbing others around them.
The uptight librarian shooshed the kids, saying, "This isn't a rap museum, settle down!"