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verb, latin origin. Wherein a man dick slaps turkey slaps someone with such velocity that the struck surface temporarily turns a blotted, nebulous white in the shape approximating a mushroom.
Tom, in a orgasmic fit o' rage, laid down an arching series of mushroom clouds on his wife's backside as he neared climax.
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The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.
We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.
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Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".
Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"
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When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.
The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard
My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.
When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧
I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing