Eat My Butt

A phrase used to disregard what someone says; Used when you have no earthly idea of how to respond; a come back.

Man: "I know I made a mistake calling you a fat oaf, but you should really forgive me. I'm your Dad!"
Girl: "Well you know what, Dad. Eat my butt."

72👍 15👎

Niggers In my butt

stefan's exclamation of boredom, waiting, or happyness.
or, something misfortunate taht has happened to somebody.

"niggers in my butt go round and round round and round"
lost my money. what a nigger in my butt.

65👍 14👎

Nut in my butt

This is what you say to anyone when you don’t have a good exuse to get out of something

Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what

34👍 7👎

POOP IN MY BUTT

An expression of frustration. Used in inescapably frustrating situations to articulate pent-up feelings of anger and hopelessness. A less harsh alternative to SHIT IN MY ASS

-Dude. Your mom's drunk and singing rock band in the living room and won't let anyone else sing.
-POOP IN MY BUTT

50👍 17👎

Nut in my butt

When a person has a good time in your butthole

Some one nut in my butt!

11👍 2👎

lettuce in my butte

when tgere is lettice in youre butte !!! 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 (that is me when there is lettuse in muy butrt))),

letuce man: do you wnat letuce in youre bute!
me ; yes plea e
lettic man,: ok!!!!!!!
me; lo ojhyeah yeah i have lettuce in my butte now!!!!

15👍 4👎

Nut on My Butt

The action of someone nutting on/in your ass.

"I have an idea, nut on my butt!"