My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

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My mom

A sweet kind loving person that supports me with all I need!

My mom is so nice!

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MY MOM

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services

My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.

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my mom

an asskicker, to say the least

dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore

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My mom

She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡

My mom is the best!

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that’s my mom

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.

Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

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My mom

How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in

man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that

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