Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.