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A catch phrase that came from the Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card game, and is usually said when someone is about to get owned, with complete confidence.
*man 1 gets enraged with fury*
Man 2: Ha, you couldn't beat me even if you tried!
Man 1: You just activated my trap card.
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When you do something stupid, but you spent a lot of money on it. This ends up being successful.
Usually said in video games, but can be used in any situations. Popularized by Throne, youtuber
Person 1: You really gonna put your life savings in BTC?
Person 2: Hell yeah man. Watch my credit card go, wee!
A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
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I know you took my $19 fortnite card, GIVE ME MY $19 FORTNITE CARD, You better give me my $19 fortnite card, I need $19 FORTNITE CARD NOOOW!
Guy 1: you're so sussy i know you took my fortnite card
Guy 2: I didn't take it
Guy 1: That's a bit SUS
I was a freshman and she was a senior and I had the hugest crush on her, her name was Stella, she had the nicest tits and beautiful fat ass and her face was like an angel, there was a party the following weekend and I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend and she was gonna be there! So I decided I was gonna sneak in and find her, I go there about an hour later she was drunk as fuck, and I thought this is my chance, so after a few minutes I convinced the drunk girl to go upstairs and she said what are we gonna do and I said “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” she said while she was drunk not able to control her actions “fuck my tight little pussy” and I grabbed her tits and I was so hard and she started kissing me, I lowered my hands and started squeezing her ass and she said I want your cum in my mouth and she started sucking, fast then slow, fast then slow, then she deepthroated the whole thing and I felt it and I said “oh fuck yesss” and I cummed in her mouth and she swallowed. Then she said ok we’re done here and I thought wait she’s drunk she won’t remember what happens so I get infront of her and push her back on the bed rip her shirt off and before she could do anything to stop her I was balls deep inside her pussy and I was grabbing her tits I made her my bitch that night! Then I felt it again, I was gonna cum for a second time, and I did and it occurred to me that I wasn’t wearing a condom, and that’s how I got an 18 year old pregnant when I was 14
The story of how I lost my V-card was the best moment of my life
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A quick way or the easy way out of an situation
Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card
Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying
To have a good wank
Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage