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The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.
"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"
"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"
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When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.
Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.
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The opposite of saying "Oh my God!" because God spelled backwards is dog, which is the opposite of cat. So I suppose that makes it the opposite reciprocal or some term like that. From the song "Never Ending Math Equation" by Modest Mouse.
Person 1: Hey, guess what I just got
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Front row tickets to see (Insert your favorite band here) next week!
Person 2: Oh my cat!!
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Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.
Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.
When someone is bothering you so much you tell them kill my cat.
Mike: Aye man where you get them shoes i need to know, come on tell me, tell me, plese.
Maurice: Kill my cat nigga get your own style.
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Like when your 'dogs are barking' but, rather than sore feet, another structure of the anatomical leg is sore.
I worked out my quads yesterday and my cats are meowing today.
Refers to those times when, having imbibed too much, (maybe you inhaled too much, or drank way too much, or ate too much sugar…) suddenly you find yourself entirely unable to function properly and you end up doing something REALLY stupid, dangerous or even life threatening. "Too much, too much, you took too much!" Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing.
(Don't remember anything that happened? Don't worry; your friends are always keen to tell you all the details the next day.)
Note: Also can be referred to as an AFE - "alcohol fueled event"
"After finishing off that entire bottle of absinthe, I totally lost my cat"
"Wow, what a weekend! I've never seen the piratess lose her cat like that!
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