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smoke my cock

A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?

While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.

by Jack Beats Nimble January 28, 2010


Suck My Cock

Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear

"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"

by Ze 1 September 06, 2005


glock my cock

What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off

After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.

Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.

I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)

by Solomat November 27, 2006


Suck My Cock

A man commanding you for a blow job. In most cases you dont have a choice. Its best to make him sit down on a chair if you do have to do it.

Suck my cock you stupid whore.

by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) February 15, 2005


charging my cock

When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.

When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.

by Willcom September 05, 2009


suck my cock

Verb Phrase -

Usually used akin to kiss my ass

"Yeah, you know what? You can suck my cock; I'm outta here."

by DEC_42 January 14, 2008


Wank My Cock

A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.

Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.

by k-k-Kenzi May 30, 2007