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A direct imperative given at a time of great dismay. Usually said to an enemy or foe. Can be modified into a question. Ex. Why don't you smoke my cock?
While waiting in line some guy asked me to move so he could let his friends cut in. I told him to go smoke my cock.
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Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear
"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"
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What happens when you are carrying your Glock in your waist band and it goes off
After I shot that biatch I put my gun back in my pants and Glocked my cock.
Did you hear about Andre? Yeah that fool was showing off and Glocked his cock infront of his girl.
I am gonna Glock my cock motherfuckers. (laughter)
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A man commanding you for a blow job. In most cases you dont have a choice. Its best to make him sit down on a chair if you do have to do it.
Suck my cock you stupid whore.
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When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.
When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.
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Verb Phrase -
Usually used akin to kiss my ass
"Yeah, you know what? You can suck my cock; I'm outta here."
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A term usually used from a safe place, such as automobiles and houses to shock and intimidate women or ultimatly get a good hand job.
Olly shouts ARRRGH WANK MY COCK!!! to some fine women poontang passing by.
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