my friend

a person who steals ur girlfriend after u told him that u still loved her.

also allows him to come on dates cuz u thought he was ur friend and let him and look what happened,

cant spell friend without end

my friend, dont act sympathetic ur a fuckin doushe bag, and thast what evry1 else thinks too so shut ur fuckin face

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My friending

*Insert generic Indian guy.jpg

My friending would like to hear about our humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily humdilyskumdily EXTENDED CARD WARRANTY OoooooOooooooOoooooooOooooOoooooooo

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my friends

The little voices inside your head you have daily conversations with.

the voices inside my head are my friends. they tell me the most amazing things.

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my friends

the beginning of every sentence John Mccain makes

My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.

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My friends

An expression used by a person who has no friends.

"I believe in America, my friends."

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my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence

My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)

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