I need to do my homework

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

should i do my homework

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.

Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

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My panyotis ate my homework

The panyotis is a wild beast who eats peoples' homework to fill its evil stomach. There is one panyotis in the world it currently invades childrens homes in Sydney.

My Panyotis ate my homework

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

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i dont wanna do my homework

do it you lazy shit

it's due in 15 minutes and you've written a sentence haven't ya

"i dont wanna do my homework"
"what homework?"

I should be doing my homework right now

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

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