Sober as my nan

I phrase used to pressure others into drinking (or smoking) against their will.

Your as fucking sober as my nan, take a drink.. when i come back in 30 seconds i want that can to be empty.

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Suck my nan

Suck my nan means suck my nan you retarded shit for searching this

Go suck my nan mate

Go suck my nan Harry

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my nan is dead

Always told that cunt I hated her life support beeping so I plugged her out to charge my phone.

Roses are red , I got a new bed , I smoked a load of rollies today , my Nan is dead

Thanos is my Nan

Your Nan

Look! Thanos is my Nan!

my nans bin

the best thing created since jesus. a lovely tall bin owned by somebodys nan.

person: you look like a clapped crab
me: you look like my nans bin

my nans big toe

An amazing crusty toe that likes to be cussed now and then . People would bring it up in a cuss battle

“Your lips are crusty like my nans big toe”

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swag on my nan

When someone says something mean say swag on my nan

Susan: “you’re so stupid” you reply “swag on my nan Susan”