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Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.
"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."
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A full throttle jerk-out of the male’s semen from the penis by the mouth, once the blowjob has reached the climax by ejaculation.
Fuckkkk, bitch keep suckin that dick cuz that nut boutta come out. Ahh shit, snatch my Nut!
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When life just keeps giving you a stiff one right in the starfish and all you can say is a self defeating response usually meaning you give up and life can have it's way with your nuts any way it sees fit. This expression is usually said in a bar amongst friends, in a casino by a woman with big and hairy hands, or in the car when you didn't get the promotion you felt you deserved.
"Could you do something for me, Howard? Could you just...fuck my nuts for me?"
"FUCK mahhh nuuuuuuuutsssssss!"
"Fuck my nuts!!! Uhhhhhhh, KNIGHTED!"
"Dan, I need to see you in my office." "Fuck my nuts...ok."
Bumble my nuts
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect
Bumble my nuts
(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.
"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."
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Common response to any question.
1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.
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An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.
1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts
Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!