My penis

It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long

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My penis

Is big

My penis is big

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My Penis

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.

Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis

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My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

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My penis

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

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My penis

It’s too long to type

I would tell u a joke about my penis but it’s too long

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Wash my penis

A phrase used when a male is going to shower. This phrase is often used after sexual intercourse.

Its been a long day, im going to wash my penis to refresh my body.