shot my wad} ejaculation, "cumming" gettin off
"dude! we need to find some hookers"; na, I met someone earlyer and shot my wad.
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What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.
"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."
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flight reacts dumbass saying when’s he watching a nba game and, a nba player does something fancy.
Announcer: “steph curry pulls up from half court and banks it! That’s his 8th in a row!”
Flight: thats my kind of shot. I understand what’s it’s like to be hot since it happens to me all the time
YUZ GZ YOU THE FACE THE BROXN HOW WORD TO MY MUTHA YOU SHOT
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a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more
Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed
The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.
In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.
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OMS or Oh My Shot is another form of saving oh my jesus christmas when someone does something wrong/dumb or they say something dumb you say OMS
Friend takes a shot on goal but launches it over the net
Me: Oh my shot brodeh that shot was coch that shit flew to ecuador